i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
(via tobecomehealthy)

| Me: | I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year.. |
| Me: | gets in bed |
| Me: | how was earth created |
| Me: | who made microwaves |
| Me: | how does the internet even work |
| Me: | I'm hungry |
| Me: | feels bad about something I did 4 years ago |
| Me: | remembers 73 unfinished tasks |
| Me: | too wired to sleep. |


Mostly I just think about naps and kissing you
(Source: countless-chances, via vodkacupcakes)
